I’m Aurelia — a London-based independent companion with a 34F bust, legs for days, and a brain that refuses to switch off.

Here’s the thing: I’m a nerd. My Steam library is embarrassing. I’ll argue with you about horror movies, quote Community at inappropriate moments, and genuinely light up when you mention your favourite RPG. I’m also mildly obsessed with true crime podcasts, which I listen to on my way to hotel rooms to meet strange men from the internet. The irony isn’t lost on me.

But I also know how to dress for dinner at The Ritz. I know how to hold a conversation that actually goes somewhere. And I know how to make a man feel like he’s the only person in the room — because when we’re together, he is.